Whoever said wisdom comes with age didn't know Helen Mirren. She has the emotional depth and intellectual gravitas of a geriatric Paris Hilton. She is a complete narcissist. This article reminded me of exactly why I loathe her.
Apparently, a statistical formula has been developed to explain the trajectory of fame. Using the career paths of slebs such as Jade Goody and Paris Hilton, researchers have determined that fame is fleeting with an average lifespan of 15 months. After that point, constant reinvention is needed to keep the public engaged. That goes a long way in explaining the staying power of Jordan aka Katie Price.